Geek & Mild by Sean Sperte

Leviticus
November 6, 2008

Don’t worry Sean, it didn’t pass. Now that we’ve made sure two consenting adults in a loving, committed relationship cannot be free to do what they will in the privacy of their own home, we can focus on the next menace to our faith – Shellfish.

Together, we can destroy the revolting affront to our LORD that is Red Lobster.

— These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Leviticus 11:9-12

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These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10

The Old Testament rules.

shannon
November 10, 2008

It’s always painful when someone(thing) we believe in goes against what we know is truth based on God’s Word. I, for one, am deeply disappointed in Apple and less inclined to purchase in the future knowing my dollar is going toward anything that sets itself up against the knowledge of Christ.