Geek & Mild by Sean Sperte

Selected comments from the keyboard waffle iron:

• I’m afraid I can only eat 3 WPM… and that’s with my fork and knife on the home row!!
• Finally, a keyboard you WANT to get sticky.
• CTRL-ALT-DELicious.
• Is there a Latin american International spanish layout version?
• My dog ate my keyboard!
• Does the DVORAK version make you eat faster?
• I bet it has tons of hotkeys!